Ya I don't post much

I highly doubt I will be posting much so instead add me on facebook I guess.

Percy Jakson and the Olympians

This is the best book I've read in a long time! Go Percy Jackson!

Does this scare you as much as it does to me?

I'm convinced that it's things like this that will come to life and eat our families.

Vomting

I puked 13 times last night from food poisoning. Couldn't be more happy (in a very sarcastic voice if you already couldn't tell)

Sorry I haven't been posting.

Life has been chaotic! No time to blog. So yeah...... Gotta go. Big update later. I guess yeah ok bye

Our Burglar Story

Today I was on my computer chilling out. All of the sudden my sister tells me to grab a heavy weapon like item and go in her room. So just by instinct I grab my guitar hero guitar and go in her room. All of my sisters are in there. My sister says she saw a burglar downstairs. My sister calls my dad he doesn't answer. Me and Abby are ready to scope out the place. My sisters are sobbing like crazy softly though. Me and Abby go outside the room we hear something and a light turns off! We are freaking out and rush back in the room. We tell them there might really be a burglar! Now I'm kinda scared not crying but a little shaky. All of the Pulsifer kids now have weapons that include perfume, a wii remote, a guitar her guitar, a regular guitar, and a giant metal ball. We all head downstairs, and someone is trying to frantically open the door! Everyone is freaking out and with weapons ready i unlocked the door and opened it! We all rush up and we realize it was our parents.... Ya we felt pretty stupid. So ya that was the highlight of our day. We still don't know who turned off a light though.....

Spring break

So far our spring break has been good. We have gotten ice cream from the ice cream truck. Ate at a restaurant only with the kids (No adults!) had a movie marathon, people spending the night, video games, and more. I am tired so I am going. Bye!

Happy Pi Day!

I just had a karate sleepover, and I am too tired to make a real post. Sorry. But, today is Pi day. you know Pi 3.14! Ya I don't know. so ya. Happy Pi Day!!!

My Daily Routine

6:30 AM: Wake up and do that homework you were too lazy to do last night.

7:30: Get dressed

7:40ish: Have my bowl of cereal, and we better have extra milk!

8:00: Leave for school

8:20: Have school start

8:30-3:00: Either Math, Social Studies, Science, Problem Solving, Word of the Week, Reading, Drama, Art, Wellness/PE, Music, Geography, lunch, recess Some other school crap that won't help us in the real world, etc., etc.

3:01: If it is a Karate day go to karate until around 7, but on my most interesting day Thursday is what I will tell you all so we would be dropping off Mimi at dance.

4:00: Pick up Abby.

4:30: Get out my laptop and check...... JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS THE ORDER I GO IN EVERY DAY!!!! I AM CRAZY LIKE THAT First my Gmail, then Yahoo news stuff and e mails, then comes lolos blog, my blog to see if I have new comments (I love comments) Alex's mom's blog because I am a stalker, and lastly youtube.

6:00ish: Head to Rubio's for my family's weekly Rubio's night on Thursdy. I always get a beef burrito with guacamole, tomatoes, and other other various things I don't know the names of.

7:00ish I think: Pick up an always cranky mimi from dance.

7:30: Get home and take a shower.

8:00 or something like that: Get a life (I wish) Instead I am doing homework, or watching TV, or on Laptop again.

9:00: Since its Thursday I turn on the Office and watch that.

9:30: More TV.

10:00: If I have enough time I will blog and then brush my teeth, take out contacts, turn off lights, turn on fan, then fall asleep.

I relive the same days though so..... I'm sorry I bore you with my daily routine.

Some pretty boring stuff no one cares about

I'm always on Google because it's my homepage. On special days they always make how they write google special. This artistry above though is by far the best in a long time! Happy 332nd birthday Antonio Vivaldi!

I need another hobby besides blogging

Ya I passed black belt. All of the people who read my blog know what I have been through. It was hard, but since I get no pictures from anybody I have none to put up. However the Black Belt dinner was AWESOME!!! I can't even describe it, so instead you get a list.

1. 3 people started to cry during their speech.

2. The food was kind of bad.

3. My speech was the bomb (I think)

4. Master started to cry

5. We got all black uniforms with our names on them!

6. Best night ever

7. Monstrosity is my word of the day

Lastly I was really thinking about blogging and how nerdy it is for an almost 7th grade guy to blog. I either 1 need to get a camera and make a vlog because its less pathetic. 2 just stop (Not possible though. Or 3 get a job. So ya who knows. Meh.

I got my black belt

I got it!!! I am really sore and tell you guys more later. BYE!!!!!!! No meh it sounds sad!

2 words

Kill me.

Little reminder for post below

Sorry but we actually started training in February, so it's been a year!

Wow

6 days left. Black Belt day is 6 days away. Wha wha wha WHAT! Woah woah hang on, did I just say 6 days? I've been training for this since April of 2009. Now it's 6 days. Well I'm defiantly not letting all my blood, sweat, and tears (mostly sweat) Go to waste. 6 days till I get my black belt.

Friday Facts

This week's Friday Facts is...

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air!

Meh

Birthday and Renaissance Festival

Hey peeps. Thought I might tell you guys about my life so far. My B day was quite awesome. It started off with me not having to do a test, and have a giant cupcake with my fave bands album on my desk from brenders. Thank you Brenda! In drama I finally got to do some lines which was fun. When I got home I decided to chill which is always a fun time. At 6 Nate and his family came to my house for dinner. We had pasta, and lasagna. Altogether for my b day I got a new phone, 95 bucks, both Jack's Mannequin Cd's, and ya pertty fun. Then today we went to the Renaissance festival. It was OK. Never again will I go back though. I like living in a place that doesn't have turkey legs the size of my head (Which is big) So ya. Instead of BYE! I like Meh better so that's my leaving gesture because it kinda sums up my life. Meh! :)

So very sad

I missed my favorite band (Jack's Mannequin) in concert tonight and now my life sucks. Thank you Abby for calling 3 different radio stations, Jon Jay, friends, and parents to try to get me hooked up. So yeah, and I don't know what's wrong with my background. Comment me if you see it too. No BYE today. It's more of a whiny Meh.

Friday Facts

This Friday Fact is...

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones

That's odd.

Today history was made....

Today history was made....

No Obama didn't die

No a cat was saved from a burning building

But....

I finally found someone who has tried and likes the blueberry cake donut from Dunkin' Donuts!!! AKA the disgusting looking donut up top. Although it looks like a nasty, It is awesome! I mean it's this awesome: "You can't just eat the blueberry cake donut, you have to look at it for like 3 hours. And guess what it looks back at you, in your soul. And it doesn't judge. That's why this donut is awesome." Quoted by me. So go try it and enjoy the awesomeness of this sugar filled treat!

4 miles and snuggehly buggehly puggehly

OK quick little post. I did 4 miles today and did it in 43:35!!! That's gotta make me feel good due to the fact that I have 45 minutes to do the 4 mile run. Lastly try to say snuggehly buggehly puggehly 5 times fast. It's Hard!!!

Friday Facts!!!

This weeks Friday Fact is

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because the duck wears no pants!

That was weird...

I don't enjoy having to think of a title

The title is bad. My life has been chaotic lately. Anything new! I went skiing on Friday with my dad and sister. It was a pretty interesting drive. My sister got to drive for like 25 miles, and my dad only listened to the news on the radio. I was on my phone for most of the trip which is very surprising because I almost never use my phone. Once we were on the slopes though I saw my friends from karate Maddie and Vaughn. It was a pretty fun time. I kinda forgot Friday Facts too so here it is. Research shows that mosquitoes are more likely to suck your blood if you have recently eaten a banana. I'm not sure if that is true or not but here on Josh's World I do not give a flying fladoodle. Other from skiing black belt is 3 weeks 5 days away. I remember blogging about how I was so scared for black belt like a year ago! Now look at me with 3 weeks 5 days left! I'm not sure I will pass either. It's been a hard ride to hang on to. Lets just cross our fingers. I don't know how to end a post like this. I feel like I have been depressed a lot lately just nothing for another 3 weeks 5 days will make me happy except for getting that black belt. My birthday isn't going to be too much fun and my life is..... not bad just not that good. I don't know. BYE

I wish.....

I wish that I could go to the moon

I wish I could lose 10 pounds every week

I wish I was nicer

I wish I could live in New York

I wish that I could be a better actor and writer

I wish I did improv

I wish I had lots of money to see movies all day

I wish I got better grades

I wish my life was not as depressing

I wish I could stop making posts like this and actually make something happen

But, for now I am stuck at school :( BYE

Friday Fact

Forget its Saturday. It is actually Friday and the fact is......

Most cars honk in the key of F.

YAY! BYE!

My favorite Nick Jr. shows

Since I have been sick all week I have been very busy watching Noggin/Nick Jr. My personal favorite show is Wow! Wow! Wubbzy. It is also Lilly's favorite show. My favorite one is when Walden (the purple one) tries to make marshmallow lasagna. I also really like Oswald+Max and Ruby. I don't like Go Diego Go. That show is very annoying. For any of you that don't know the order of the shows in these pictures are Go Diego Go then Max and Ruby then Oswald, and the best Wow Wow Wubbzy. BYE!

My life the train wreck

Well it's official. My life is not fun. That's my gloomy life you are looking at due to my special affects that's also the rain/thunderclouds that are pouring outside. my green belt thing looks like a lake due to irrigation and another 5 inches of rain. I haven't had my meds for throat yet and my throat BURNS (as you can see by the fire stuff on my throat) So yeah haven't been to school all week and won't be going tomorrow due to Strep Throat. Although I hope all of your lives are dandy and grand! This post doesn't deserve a BYE! It deserves a life time sentence to jail.

Long Days

Hey peoples. I am sick right now and feel horrible first of all. I didn't go to school today. It has been a crazy weekend. It started of Saturday. I woke up at 8:00 and had to go to Randall's house by 9:00 To do karate then black belt conditioning. We left at 11:00 and stayed there until 2:30. At 2:30 we had to go run 3 miles. I did it in 34 mins. After that we did the rest of black belt training, and then we went to peter piper pizza. Almost all of the Black Belt people came. It was a ton of fun. On Sunday my 3rd grade study buddy Kayvon came over. He got me up at 9:00 to go and play wii, ride bikes, watch a movie, and a lot of other things too. On Monday I ran 2 miles with some black belt people and I ran 2 miles in 20 minutes and 30 seconds! So it was a big time difference since my 3 miles! After being excited about that some people from karate went to a movie. We saw The Spy Next Door. It was an OK movie. Then today I am sick and didn't even get out of bed until 4:00 PM! That is what has been going on in my life. BYE!

Friday Fact

Friday Fact!

Mosquito Repellent doesn't actually repel. Instead it "hides you" from a mosquito's sensors.

There you go. Sorry I will have a good post soon! BYE

I can't stay away

OK so I quit my blog and ever since my life has been a total disaster! I just can't take it anymore! I always want to quit it and when I do my life goes bad. I can't take it! OK so list of what happened since my absence.

1. I got second biggest character in play called Fat Sam.

2. Christmas I got a laptop.

3. New years wasn't fun. I had to run 3.2 miles.

4. Had to sadly go back to school.

5. My life has sucked since I have stopped blogging.

I'm so pathetic! BYE!