Josh's World

wow. ummm hi

2011-09-24T12:17:00.001-07:00

It's been a while... I think i'm going to start posting again...

Ya I don't post much

2010-05-17T22:07:00.001-07:00

I highly doubt I will be posting much so instead add me on facebook I guess.

Percy Jakson and the Olympians

2010-04-30T21:48:00.002-07:00

This is the best book I've read in a long time! Go Percy Jackson!

Does this scare you as much as it does to me?

2010-04-18T13:23:00.002-07:00

I'm convinced that it's things like this that will come to life and eat our families.

Vomting

2010-04-13T12:10:00.001-07:00

I puked 13 times last night from food poisoning. Couldn't be more happy (in a very sarcastic voice if you already couldn't tell)

Sorry I haven't been posting.

2010-04-08T19:33:00.001-07:00

Life has been chaotic! No time to blog. So yeah...... Gotta go. Big update later. I guess yeah ok bye

Our Burglar Story

2010-03-30T22:13:00.003-07:00

Today I was on my computer chilling out. All of the sudden my sister tells me to grab a heavy weapon like item and go in her room. So just by instinct I grab my guitar hero guitar and go in her room. All of my sisters are in there. My sister says she saw a burglar downstairs. My sister calls my dad he doesn't answer. Me and Abby are ready to scope out the place. My sisters are sobbing like crazy softly though. Me and Abby go outside the room we hear something and a light turns off! We are freaking out and rush back in the room. We tell them there might really be a burglar! Now I'm kinda scared not crying but a little shaky. All of the Pulsifer kids now have weapons that include perfume, a wii remote, a guitar her guitar, a regular guitar, and a giant metal ball. We all head downstairs, and someone is trying to frantically open the door! Everyone is freaking out and with weapons ready i unlocked the door and opened it! We all rush up and we realize it was our parents.... Ya we felt pretty stupid. So ya that was the highlight of our day. We still don't know who turned off a light though.....

Spring break

2010-03-20T10:20:00.002-07:00

So far our spring break has been good. We have gotten ice cream from the ice cream truck. Ate at a restaurant only with the kids (No adults!) had a movie marathon, people spending the night, video games, and more. I am tired so I am going. Bye!

Happy Pi Day!

2010-03-14T18:58:00.002-07:00

I just had a karate sleepover, and I am too tired to make a real post. Sorry. But, today is Pi day. you know Pi 3.14! Ya I don't know. so ya. Happy Pi Day!!!

My Daily Routine

2010-03-08T21:49:00.002-07:00

6:30 AM: Wake up and do that homework you were too lazy to do last night.

7:30: Get dressed

7:40ish: Have my bowl of cereal, and we better have extra milk!

8:00: Leave for school

8:20: Have school start

8:30-3:00: Either Math, Social Studies, Science, Problem Solving, Word of the Week, Reading, Drama, Art, Wellness/PE, Music, Geography, lunch, recess Some other school crap that won't help us in the real world, etc., etc.

3:01: If it is a Karate day go to karate until around 7, but on my most interesting day Thursday is what I will tell you all so we would be dropping off Mimi at dance.

4:00: Pick up Abby.

4:30: Get out my laptop and check...... JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS THE ORDER I GO IN EVERY DAY!!!! I AM CRAZY LIKE THAT First my Gmail, then Yahoo news stuff and e mails, then comes lolos blog, my blog to see if I have new comments (I love comments) Alex's mom's blog because I am a stalker, and lastly youtube.

6:00ish: Head to Rubio's for my family's weekly Rubio's night on Thursdy. I always get a beef burrito with guacamole, tomatoes, and other other various things I don't know the names of.

7:00ish I think: Pick up an always cranky mimi from dance.

7:30: Get home and take a shower.

8:00 or something like that: Get a life (I wish) Instead I am doing homework, or watching TV, or on Laptop again.

9:00: Since its Thursday I turn on the Office and watch that.

9:30: More TV.

10:00: If I have enough time I will blog and then brush my teeth, take out contacts, turn off lights, turn on fan, then fall asleep.

I relive the same days though so..... I'm sorry I bore you with my daily routine.

Some pretty boring stuff no one cares about

2010-03-04T21:38:00.003-07:00

I'm always on Google because it's my homepage. On special days they always make how they write google special. This artistry above though is by far the best in a long time! Happy 332nd birthday Antonio Vivaldi!

I need another hobby besides blogging

2010-03-01T20:24:00.002-07:00

Ya I passed black belt. All of the people who read my blog know what I have been through. It was hard, but since I get no pictures from anybody I have none to put up. However the Black Belt dinner was AWESOME!!! I can't even describe it, so instead you get a list.

1. 3 people started to cry during their speech.

2. The food was kind of bad.

3. My speech was the bomb (I think)

4. Master started to cry

5. We got all black uniforms with our names on them!

6. Best night ever

7. Monstrosity is my word of the day

Lastly I was really thinking about blogging and how nerdy it is for an almost 7th grade guy to blog. I either 1 need to get a camera and make a vlog because its less pathetic. 2 just stop (Not possible though. Or 3 get a job. So ya who knows. Meh.

I got my black belt

2010-02-28T08:09:00.001-07:00

I got it!!! I am really sore and tell you guys more later. BYE!!!!!!! No meh it sounds sad!

2 words

2010-02-26T19:25:00.000-07:00

Kill me.

Little reminder for post below

2010-02-21T16:31:00.002-07:00

Sorry but we actually started training in February, so it's been a year!

Wow

2010-02-21T13:56:00.004-07:00

6 days left. Black Belt day is 6 days away. Wha wha wha WHAT! Woah woah hang on, did I just say 6 days? I've been training for this since April of 2009. Now it's 6 days. Well I'm defiantly not letting all my blood, sweat, and tears (mostly sweat) Go to waste. 6 days till I get my black belt.

Friday Facts

2010-02-19T22:49:00.002-07:00

This week's Friday Facts is...

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air!

Meh

Birthday and Renaissance Festival

2010-02-18T19:51:00.002-07:00

Hey peeps. Thought I might tell you guys about my life so far. My B day was quite awesome. It started off with me not having to do a test, and have a giant cupcake with my fave bands album on my desk from brenders. Thank you Brenda! In drama I finally got to do some lines which was fun. When I got home I decided to chill which is always a fun time. At 6 Nate and his family came to my house for dinner. We had pasta, and lasagna. Altogether for my b day I got a new phone, 95 bucks, both Jack's Mannequin Cd's, and ya pertty fun. Then today we went to the Renaissance festival. It was OK. Never again will I go back though. I like living in a place that doesn't have turkey legs the size of my head (Which is big) So ya. Instead of BYE! I like Meh better so that's my leaving gesture because it kinda sums up my life. Meh! :)

So very sad

2010-02-13T23:24:00.003-07:00

I missed my favorite band (Jack's Mannequin) in concert tonight and now my life sucks. Thank you Abby for calling 3 different radio stations, Jon Jay, friends, and parents to try to get me hooked up. So yeah, and I don't know what's wrong with my background. Comment me if you see it too. No BYE today. It's more of a whiny Meh.

Friday Facts

2010-02-12T07:30:00.002-07:00

This Friday Fact is...

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones

That's odd.

Today history was made....

2010-02-09T22:09:00.003-07:00

Today history was made....

No Obama didn't die

No a cat was saved from a burning building

But....

I finally found someone who has tried and likes the blueberry cake donut from Dunkin' Donuts!!! AKA the disgusting looking donut up top. Although it looks like a nasty, It is awesome! I mean it's this awesome: "You can't just eat the blueberry cake donut, you have to look at it for like 3 hours. And guess what it looks back at you, in your soul. And it doesn't judge. That's why this donut is awesome." Quoted by me. So go try it and enjoy the awesomeness of this sugar filled treat!

4 miles and snuggehly buggehly puggehly

2010-02-07T08:53:00.004-07:00

OK quick little post. I did 4 miles today and did it in 43:35!!! That's gotta make me feel good due to the fact that I have 45 minutes to do the 4 mile run. Lastly try to say snuggehly buggehly puggehly 5 times fast. It's Hard!!!

Friday Facts!!!

2010-02-05T16:49:00.001-07:00

This weeks Friday Fact is

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because the duck wears no pants!

That was weird...

I don't enjoy having to think of a title

2010-02-02T18:49:00.004-07:00

The title is bad. My life has been chaotic lately. Anything new! I went skiing on Friday with my dad and sister. It was a pretty interesting drive. My sister got to drive for like 25 miles, and my dad only listened to the news on the radio. I was on my phone for most of the trip which is very surprising because I almost never use my phone. Once we were on the slopes though I saw my friends from karate Maddie and Vaughn. It was a pretty fun time. I kinda forgot Friday Facts too so here it is. Research shows that mosquitoes are more likely to suck your blood if you have recently eaten a banana. I'm not sure if that is true or not but here on Josh's World I do not give a flying fladoodle. Other from skiing black belt is 3 weeks 5 days away. I remember blogging about how I was so scared for black belt like a year ago! Now look at me with 3 weeks 5 days left! I'm not sure I will pass either. It's been a hard ride to hang on to. Lets just cross our fingers. I don't know how to end a post like this. I feel like I have been depressed a lot lately just nothing for another 3 weeks 5 days will make me happy except for getting that black belt. My birthday isn't going to be too much fun and my life is..... not bad just not that good. I don't know. BYE

I wish.....

2010-01-25T20:50:00.002-07:00

I wish that I could go to the moon

I wish I could lose 10 pounds every week

I wish I was nicer

I wish I could live in New York

I wish that I could be a better actor and writer

I wish I did improv

I wish I had lots of money to see movies all day

I wish I got better grades

I wish my life was not as depressing

I wish I could stop making posts like this and actually make something happen

But, for now I am stuck at school :( BYE

Friday Fact

2010-01-23T09:13:00.001-07:00

Forget its Saturday. It is actually Friday and the fact is......

Most cars honk in the key of F.

YAY! BYE!

My favorite Nick Jr. shows

2010-01-22T09:11:00.003-07:00

Since I have been sick all week I have been very busy watching Noggin/Nick Jr. My personal favorite show is Wow! Wow! Wubbzy. It is also Lilly's favorite show. My favorite one is when Walden (the purple one) tries to make marshmallow lasagna. I also really like Oswald+Max and Ruby. I don't like Go Diego Go. That show is very annoying. For any of you that don't know the order of the shows in these pictures are Go Diego Go then Max and Ruby then Oswald, and the best Wow Wow Wubbzy. BYE!

My life the train wreck

2010-01-21T16:25:00.004-07:00

Well it's official. My life is not fun. That's my gloomy life you are looking at due to my special affects that's also the rain/thunderclouds that are pouring outside. my green belt thing looks like a lake due to irrigation and another 5 inches of rain. I haven't had my meds for throat yet and my throat BURNS (as you can see by the fire stuff on my throat) So yeah haven't been to school all week and won't be going tomorrow due to Strep Throat. Although I hope all of your lives are dandy and grand! This post doesn't deserve a BYE! It deserves a life time sentence to jail.

Long Days

2010-01-19T17:35:00.002-07:00

Hey peoples. I am sick right now and feel horrible first of all. I didn't go to school today. It has been a crazy weekend. It started of Saturday. I woke up at 8:00 and had to go to Randall's house by 9:00 To do karate then black belt conditioning. We left at 11:00 and stayed there until 2:30. At 2:30 we had to go run 3 miles. I did it in 34 mins. After that we did the rest of black belt training, and then we went to peter piper pizza. Almost all of the Black Belt people came. It was a ton of fun. On Sunday my 3rd grade study buddy Kayvon came over. He got me up at 9:00 to go and play wii, ride bikes, watch a movie, and a lot of other things too. On Monday I ran 2 miles with some black belt people and I ran 2 miles in 20 minutes and 30 seconds! So it was a big time difference since my 3 miles! After being excited about that some people from karate went to a movie. We saw The Spy Next Door. It was an OK movie. Then today I am sick and didn't even get out of bed until 4:00 PM! That is what has been going on in my life. BYE!

Friday Fact

2010-01-14T20:20:00.003-07:00

Friday Fact!

Mosquito Repellent doesn't actually repel. Instead it "hides you" from a mosquito's sensors.

There you go. Sorry I will have a good post soon! BYE

I can't stay away

2010-01-10T15:52:00.003-07:00

OK so I quit my blog and ever since my life has been a total disaster! I just can't take it anymore! I always want to quit it and when I do my life goes bad. I can't take it! OK so list of what happened since my absence.

1. I got second biggest character in play called Fat Sam.

2. Christmas I got a laptop.

3. New years wasn't fun. I had to run 3.2 miles.

4. Had to sadly go back to school.

5. My life has sucked since I have stopped blogging.

I'm so pathetic! BYE!

Last post

2009-12-15T19:10:00.002-07:00

Well this is it...... It's my last post. I know what you guys are thinking "No don't do it!" Or if you are a jerk you are thinking "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's about time!" but it's hard to keep up. I just can't do it anymore. I got enough to deal with in my own life, and I want to make a clean start in 2010 and I think this is something to do. I have done 126 posts after this and that's enough for me! Besides, it's not like you guys don't already no what is going on in my life! People are around me 19/7 (gotta get some sleep!) So yeah thought I just might say good bye in a nice way. Sorry for the people who liked it, and congratulations to people who hated it (AKA me) Happy holidays and blog I click you Good BYE.

PS I just did spellcheck and there were no errors. Something I have never done until today on this post! BYE!

2009-12-06T18:16:00.001-07:00

Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com

Christmas is here (almost)

2009-12-06T18:04:00.003-07:00

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6th Grade musical/play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-29T13:32:00.006-07:00

Who cares about Turkey Day when I found out what our school musical! Drum roll please drum drum drum noise...... It's BUGSY MALONE!!!!!! I want the main character Bugsy. The musical is about 2 gangs Dandy Dans gang and Fat Sams gang. They use pies instead of guns and silly string to "kill" but you dont die it just means you're out of the gang rivelary thing. Bugsy isn't on either side. Really its hard to explain so just search it up. BYE!

Who ever knows teenage girls and either saw or read Twilight will know this. If not just skip this post.

2009-11-25T21:30:00.003-07:00

This was quoted by a mother today. She said: Today I realized that our generation of kids will be known as the kids who were obsessed with sparkling vampires. Hey she's true.

Movie Reviews

2009-11-22T06:59:00.004-07:00

I'm going to keep on doing these. I like to look back on the movies I watch.

Orphan: I'm going to give this movie 2 stars. I say this because it's really cheesy. It's not scary at all. Lilly watched it with us. Best part is when the fight scene between mom and Orphan. Worst part was the Orphan picking the flowers (gotta see the movie to understand) Favorite character is the deaf kid.

Planet 51: 1 star. Me and Abby took Lilly to go see it for her birthday and she LOVED IT! So take the kiddies but leave the parents at home. The best part was when the aliens are beating up the hippie with their nightsticks. Worst part is basically everything else. Favorite Character Rover!

The Ugly Truth: this movie gets 2 and a half stars. It was funny but I might have been hallucinating because I saw it on demand around midnight soooooo. If your a guy see it with a lady friend in this case my lady friend being Abby. The good news is I pick the movie next weekend so no "Away we Go" or this movie. Favorite part was at the restaurant with that one kid pressing the buttons on the remote! That was funny. Least favorite part was basically not the funny parts. Favorite character is the news anchor (woman)

Twilight: 2 and a half stars to 3. I can't decide if I like it or not. I don't like the theme, but I like the actors and actresses that portray the characters. I really like the scene at the baseball park. That's cool. I am not Team Jacob. Nor am I Team Edward. I am Team Alice! Favorite part was at the ballet studio when Alice jumps up and twists off James head then throws it in the fire. Least Favorite part was all the boring romance parts. Favorite character(s) is a tie between Alice and James.

New Moon: 3 stars. It was a lot better than Twilight. Mostly because there was a lot more action, and comedy. I had to pee sooooo badly but I held it in because of the really cool fight scene! My favorite scene was when Victoria is running away for the werewolves. It looked really cool. My least favorite part was Bella being all sad because it got real boring. My favorite character is Alice.

OK well will keep you guys posted better. So peace

Halloween,moving,and books????

2009-11-11T21:30:00.002-07:00

Yo I am alive! Halloween was cool. I guess...... It wasn't as great as I thought it would but still OK. But, we moved the next day! Crazy. Ya..... OK well last thing I guess. Kind of reading the lightning thief series. good books. OK sorry for this post it's pathetic I know. But its like come on! It's hard to keep a blog! It's like when I don't for a while the little blogging man in your head tells you "Go blog" But when I do start I don't want to. So ya bye

I am alive

2009-11-06T17:00:00.000-07:00

Just saying I'm alive just to tired to post. BYE!

Christmas and what not

2009-10-26T19:32:00.002-07:00

I got my Christmas list completed!!!!!!!!!! Here it is.

Josh's Christmas list!

Dear ummmm santa (for the sake of the littler ones) I want

1. Xbox 360

2.Halo 3

3. Could care less

4. Anything is fine

5. IDK

6. World peace i guess......

7. Whatever you got

and on and on. I am mad at myself right now but nothing else much. So yeah hoped you liked the picture. Ha ha. BYE!

Just watch it!

2009-10-20T21:09:00.001-07:00

My creation that you just can't beat. I'm sorry, but you never will.

http://games.hoopsandyoyo.com/videoMaker/index.aspx?i=57528

Click it. You know you want too.

Family Guy,High Brown Belts,and SCHOOL!!!!! SAY WHAAAAAAAT!

2009-10-19T21:05:00.004-07:00

Hey People! Well keeping you all updated with my life! I gotta say FAMILY GUY=BEST SHOW CREATED!!!!!!!!!! I have been watching it on TBS and have been loving it ever since! I have watched family guy back when I was about 8 but back then I was just wondering why the baby (Stewie) was evil and talking. So yeah ummmm good show.

Now for the testing of my belt part! As you can see by the picture by my family guy thing, it was FREAKIN HARD! They were kicking my butt! I got a bloody nose,got a bruise maybe the size of my palm on my leg, and drum roll please babbabababababbab cha ching! A NEW BELT!!!!!!!!! But, seriously they weren't holding back! It was so brutal another mom had to leave because she said she couldn't watch it! Well miss lady that's why parents aren't aloud at black belt!

And now lastly the worst, and scariest part *gulp* going back eeeehh SCHOOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AGONY!! Kidding I want to go back! Except for a teacher who shall not be named that teaches me science who's name rhymes with lisses monans will be mad at me that I don't know when our project is due! Oh boy!!!!!! Well that's all for now! BYE!

To tired to blog.....Do you know that little gasp thing they do in the movies and they have that gasp about 1 second before they die. I just did it

2009-10-14T21:49:00.006-07:00

As I said too tired to blog karate sleepover was the same this time except

1. I got pranked

2. No broken toes

3. I won 5 bucks in a dancing competition

4. I was only up till about 4 this time

5. Lastly I didn't take 7 hours of napping 0 napping hours this time

OK Karate camp make me tired I go take shower now! GRRRRR TIREDNESS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things I think about..... OR Recent thoughts!

2009-10-10T08:31:00.002-07:00

5 months and 4 days ago I did a post like this!

Who's god?

Will I succeed in life the way I want it too?

Why do they keep going on with this whole Star Wars thing when nobody cares anymore? (Sorry Lucas!)

Why do I just happen to think Wikipedia is the best site ever?

Why are there bad words?

Who made them bad?

Is Scooby doo mental? I ask this because listen to his voice.

Why do they have two little slashy things on a computer. example /\

How will I die?

Why are there NO good movies out?!?!?!?!?!

Why did I waste $10 on a henna tattoo?

Do you think ranch with pizza, or french fries, or chicken nuggets tastes good?

Did I do good at my performance thing?

Why does everyone say UP was the best Pixar film when NOTHING will EVER beat Monsters Inc.

Why is Pluto not a planet?

So those are some recent thoughts or things I think about! In other news KARATE SLEEPOVER TONIGHT!!!!!! Be ready for a timeline of what I did! Again! BYE!

PS: From now on I am going to say BYE after every post. If I don't leave me a comment that I didn't OK! BYE!

MOON EXPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-08T20:08:00.002-07:00

Oh my devil! (I'm not aloud to say oh my dog backwards any more so I decided to say oh my devil instead) Has anyone else heard about this! NASA other wise known as a company that employs mental people that call themselves "Scientists" is deciding to spend 79 MILLION dollars to blow a hole in the moon to see if there is ice or water! Jeez might as well say goodbye to the earth now! I am going to list 5 reasons why this is bad!

1. 79 million. That much to blow a hole to see if there is ice or water. How about instead these idiots use that money for other problems this country has like the one with Social Security! Ring a bell!!!

2. I don;t think that NASA owns the moon! They have no right to do this!

3. What if the moon splits in two? No tides no crabs. No crabs no other animals in sea, then on, and on, and on until it hits the top of the food chain aka US!

4. Think about a bomb/missile thing going 6,000 miles an hour. Think about how much debris is going to pop out of the moon. Think about US getting pummeled by 1,000 of metric tons of moon rock.

5. Although many NASA projects have been successful but I don't think that any projects have been this big. But, then again I cant think of ONE THING that is bigger than BLOWING UP THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you wish to watch us possibly die tune into NASA TV 7:00 AM TOMORROW!

Last Post until California urrr I mean Arizona

2009-10-08T07:25:00.003-07:00

Well this is my last post until Arizona. Sure hope I dont run into that sign. I might die of laughter.

I am over it

2009-10-05T19:27:00.002-07:00

I am over it and don't want to stab Thomas Nemeth (Even if he is a creeper)

AND THE PART I GOT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-04T07:30:00.002-07:00

Techy....... Ya I am sad. Ummmm really wasn't expecting it....... Makes me pretty sad and want to STAB Thomas Nemeth numerous times. Just kidding uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh........ BUT on the bright side my cousin Hunter got LINUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Super excited for you dude. You will be sooooooooooo AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, I must say the only person who stayed from the cast last year Morgan Clark. It just kind of ticks me off because Morgan has had that part for 3 years running! But, she is really good at the part so I understand. So ummm come to the show seriously becasue Hunts gonna be SWEET. Plus you'll see me in a black shirt whee;ing things in and out! December 9, 2009 Tempe Imrov at a time you'll get. BYE

Last Post until California

2009-10-01T19:12:00.001-07:00

Well Tommorow I levae for Cali. So you won't be hearing from me unless for some very unlikely reason I get Charlie Brown. So......................BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Greif Here we go again

2009-09-29T19:09:00.004-07:00

Good Greif hmmmm I wonder who say that....... Rats! I can't think of it. Well I remeber that I had to try out for it....... ummmmm I know it has something to do with Christmas.....Jeez I don't understand the true meaning of this post at all. Oh YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I remember!!!! I tried out for Charlie Brown Christmas Play today. OK Well now I get it. Results will be here on Sunday!!!!!!!!! Cross your fingers for me and Hunter!

OCTOBER 10, 2009 IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

2009-09-24T07:10:00.004-07:00

Do you know what October 10th is???????????? You don't! Then let me tell you. It's the...........

SLEEPOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and not just any sleepover it's the.............

KARATE SLEEPOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM EXITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK now i go eat food for breakfast. Bye

Sigh Here we go again

2009-09-20T16:46:00.002-07:00

Don't you hate it when things don't go your way. Like how I was reading my mom's blog and how I just got tagged! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Well here are 6 things you already know about me.

1. I only like peperoni pizza with the peperoni's peeled off. It tastes better.

2. I can't live without my computer. My computer is the only thing that is keeping me sane.

3. Some of my favorite bands of all time came from Sheri Trezises's blog! And, they are Guster, and Jack's Mannequin.

4. I personally think other peoples food taste a lot better than if you have your own. For example if someone takes another persons popcorn, it is obviously better. That's right you know who you are! Just kidding!

5. I probably couldn't live without Karate now because it's amazing.

6. People might think of me as a very open guy, but it's really hard to get to know the personal side of me. It takes a long time for people to kind of understand me.

There you go. Now go live your lives instead of reading a weird kids blog!

Sleepovers, Birthdays, 9/11, and being sick all in half of 8 days

2009-09-16T06:37:00.005-07:00

Try saying that title 5 times fast.

Sleepover Info!

When: 09/11/09-09/13/09

Where: Switching off from Randalls place to Nathans place.

What: We Swam, played video games, made a clay octopus, eat pizza, and play laser tag.

Why: Parents were in Cali.

9/11 info!

When: 9/11/09

Where: Kind of everywhere...............

Why: Gee I wonder *in a very sarcastic voice*

What: 1 hour of nothing but an assembly that got me out of math!

Birthday info!

When 09/14-15/09

Where: At my house.

What: Good dinner but I only had one slice of meat and half of a potato (I was sick), and CAKE!!!

Why: To celebrate dad's b-day.

Sickness info!

When: 09/15/09

Where: Can you be sick at one certain place? I wonder..............

What: I did nothing except feel bad.

Why: Not even going to attempt to answer this one.

I feel lame

2009-09-08T22:17:00.002-07:00

I feel lame becasue......

I always do my posts in lists.

I only have two commenters on my blog, which leads me to beleive my posts aren't intresting enough or only two people read my blog.

I can never come up with anything new or exciting to post about.

Our stalkapenguin videos aren't coming out becasue we don't have everyone.

I can't answer anything in spanish.

I am posting about how lame I am which makes me lame.

I feel like I'm not that smart in my class.

I never got a movie back to my next door neighbor.I don't have the same energy as I did last year which is disappointing to me.

I never can get homework done unless it is quiet, and the only time it is quiet here is at 6:00 AM :(

I am blogging at 10:27 which makes me feel like a divorced woman with 2 kids, eating a tub of ice cream while crying to her mother and posting at the same time.

I can't think of any new jokes in class.

Blah Blah Blah

Sorry I can't think of anything except me being bad. Lol that's pathetic. Bye

40 happenings of my life

2009-09-06T23:50:00.007-07:00

Wow there have been many things going on

1. I played Rockband 2 at Hunters house, and watched the first ASU football game.

2. Mimi's birthday was today.

3. I watched Yes Man, and Coraline

4. Dad made ribs! His spectacular, delicious, amazing, homemade ribs!

5. I have a Gmail now and I have this ninja thingymcjig and it is awesome!

6. Paige is spending the night and we watched family guy, which is always fun.

7. I have been really tired in the mornings but almost noctournal at night. maybe that is why I am writing this at 11:56

8. There is this little to medium size boyleish zit thing close to my pit and it hurts like crazy! I just gave you a mental picture. Think about it. Jiggly kid with a zit thing close to his armpit. BLEK!

9. I really have been dreading karate because lately becasue I am a lazy bum, but when I get there I am happy to be there.

10. Labor day tomorrow, and I am heading over to mr. used to be cripple's house tomorrow.

11. My mom gave me 20 bucks for the weekend and I am heading to cobblestones tomorrow or something.

12. I was blowing bubbles in my room while watching Nickelodeon. It was fun I guess.

13. I helped my dad do work today and he paid me 5 bucks. 20+5=$25

14. I realized today that 14 is a pretty cool number and that is why I did my fourteen segment thing on 14.

15. Wait I just said segment on 14. Wow that's kind of messed up. "Can anyone buy me a life!" Josh thinks.

16 Why did I just talk in third person. "*cough, cough, doofus! Cough cough" Josh says very sarcastically.

17. I for some reason was thinking about 9/11 so I searched on youtube. Man, there are some sad videos on there.

18. I took a nap today and could barely get up off my lazy feet.

19. Lolo makes some good cookies.

20. MOM MADE BAZOOKI'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were delicious!

21. Have you, the reader realized this post has a lot to do with food.

22. I bet you just got the mental picture out of your head about the boyle thing but, I the writer have just reminded you. Mwhahahahahhahahahahhahaah

23. Ninja....................................=O

24. You probably have no idea why I said that.

25. I made up handshakes with almost everyone in my class.

26. I was kind of sad that I have a 5/6th grade class because I was looking at another 6th grade class walking down the hall and I saw all my friends from 6th grade, and I felt left out. But, then I realized I have the best teacher ever, and I will know all of the little midget 5th graders when they won't.

27. 27 is my favorite number right............. Now. And, right........................ Now it is not

28.Fred is now only number 2 on youtube.

29. Ha I said number 2. poop. hahahahahahhahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaha

30. This guy in my class was eating string cheese but, wasn't stringing it. I was pretty mad at him for not stringing it.

31. 45.68791<45.687911

32. look at this face. :~)

33. I gave him or her a nose.

34. What should I name it?

35. I was playing guitar hero today. It was decent fun I guess.

36. Still working on book thing and I am working out the rest of the basic plot of the story.

37. Nickelodeon is channel 37.

38. Excited for the full house marathon on the N tomorrow!

39. I want Christmas to come now. No not for the presents, but for the..................... ummmmm actually the presents, yeah.

40. I bet you don't remember what the 4th one of the list was because I don't.

Well that is about it. COMMENT ME!

Nothing to post about......

2009-09-04T06:02:00.001-07:00

There is nothing to post about just want to tell you guys that I am alive. OK bye

100th post spectacular!

2009-08-26T14:13:00.002-07:00

Well happy hundredth blog! It is official I am writing the famed 100th post. Wow you know just in kind of shock. I never would have thought in a million years I would have kept a blog for so long. I am sitting here listening to some tuneage eating some sonic ice. My sister is on the computer that my first post was really bad which it was if you go back. Plus I don't even think it was Martin Luther King Jr. Day or Civil Rights day or something. Wow long freaken time ago. Listening actually to "What a Catch, Donnie" by Fall Out Boy. One of my favorite songs this week. Maybe it's because there music video cam out. But, back to the main picture here. So first comment ever on this blog was Jen Jacobson! 2nd post only comment I think. I have no idea how she found my blog though. But, my inspiration for blogging was to make my sisters jealous. Who knows why that because blogs for guys are pretty lame, but I love it! Maybe just 4th grade thinking. Favorite picture on my blog was me, hunter, and uncle cade covered in whip cream pie things. Favorite Friday Facts was probably Elvis being like 8th degree black belt. I don't know? Another 4th grade moment. I love the fact how I can call 4th graders little kids because I used to be little too. Favorite post ever definitely recent thoughts#1! So least favorite post or say posts was the collection of me being sick all through my B-day. It sucked because I felt like crap. So just quick last reminder. Happy hundredth post.

PS Thank you for reading my blog!

I'm a book writer!

2009-08-24T21:12:00.002-07:00

I am writing a book! That is right, my first book.So I am going to keep you guys updated. So right now I have just finished the main characters and where they are. I say this because this is the basic plot thingymcbobberpantsmcskilletbiscuitdawg. A boy and his sister go on adventures in another world/dimension thing. I just got finished drawing the world/ dimension mcbobberpants thing. The book I am writing is inspired from the book "The Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles" Although my book has nothing to do with that book it is inspired from that because of the them of them going to all these different crazy places. So will keep you peoples posted! Bye Bye :)

No wait free hugs are wierd!

2009-08-21T15:39:00.001-07:00

OK came to a conclusion free hugs is very strange! So instead I made a poster saying "Free Knuckles!" and I swear every student in the 5th and 6th grade knuckled me! It was awesome! So I am saving free hugs for the other guy.

Free Hugs

2009-08-20T20:06:00.002-07:00

This video really moved me. I saw it in PE. It got me thinking how many people could use a hug everyday. Here is where you can watch the video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

If you didn't feel like giving a hug then there is something wrong with you! I want to do something like this at my school for 9/11. I think I will get my 6th grade buds to back me up on it though. Who knows. Well bringing back memories. I am watching Roley Polley Olly the Movie! Good times. Well that is it.

My Monday

2009-08-17T21:08:00.002-07:00

Lets start out from the beginning shall we. Just as a reminder Nathan's mom is out of town so he is staying with us until Wed.

6:15: Start on Science work

6:45 or 6:47: Finish Science and play the wii.

7:27: Start getting ready for the school.

8:06: Finally get in the car.

8:10: Pick up Nathan.

8:23: Get to school

8:30: Getting pretty mad because I knew it was going to be a bad day

9:00-9:34: Feel like crap.

9:35-10:15: Feeling crappier.

10:30: Starting to feel better now that it is snack eating with the 6th grade poesy! HahaHa inside joke.

10:45: Start Lit Log. :(

11:30: Finish :)@!!!!!!!!!@$#%%&*(

12:00: Oh My Gosh! almost lunch. Hip Hip Hoooorah!

12:40: Go to Mrs. Jones class to eat with Mr.cripple aka Randall

1:00: RECESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:25: End of Recess.....

1:45:End dear thing go to science

2:45: End school

3:00: Go home!

6:00: Eat

7:00: Watch Extreme House Makeover mcjigmobberpants

8:00: Secret Life of the American Teenager! Aka Abby's "Show"

9:00-9:34: Finish posting.

You know what the day wasn't half bad....

Movie Ratings 2!!!

2009-08-16T20:32:00.002-07:00

OK new movie rater!

Push: 4 out of 4 stars: I loved this movie! It was so good! It wasn't totally all super hero stuff it was actually really good. Favorite part was when they are in the yogurt shop thing and with the girl doing weird stuff with the guys mind. Least favorite part was finding out the movie ended.

(500) Days of Summer: 2 1/2 or three stars: The best chick flick I have ever seen. I wasn't really looking forward to it. but, it was an OK movie. Favorite part was the ending. Least favorite part sometimes it really confuses you switching from day to day.

Knowing 1 star: REALLY BORING! I actually didn't watch it because I got so bored. ZZZzzzZZZ zzzZZZzzz See I just fell asleep thinking about it.

Harry Potter and the Half blood Prince: 3 1/2 stars: You know I can't not like these movies for a couple reasons. Number one: I loved the series. Number 2 I loved the way it is directed. There is action but not to much. Favorite part the tower scene. Least favorite scene the 5 minutes it took just for Dumbledore to fall and die.

OK that is it. Bye :)

Blooging wierdo/5th grade passer outer/Friday Facts

2009-08-14T21:36:00.005-07:00

I blog way to much. I think it's because I really can't open myself up to anyone else unless I am really close to them..... Sigh. Here I am an 11 year old talking about my problems on a blog. That signifies I am completely weird, very special, or starting a new trend. Your choice. Times are tough in my life. You know sometimes I feel like I am just....... You know, black and white. No not talking racist I am saying sometimes I feel bleak, and sad, why as other times I am very happy. Most the time school is where I am happy because I make it fun for myself and others. Of course being involved in something where a 5th grader passes out isn't very fun, it happens. I am going to tell you Internet. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Call me a bad person. And you know what you the reader have no idea what I am talking about. Well you kinda got the base but don't really know what happened. And as much as I want to tell you I feel pretty bad about it. But will give hints. No I didn't punch anyone in the face nor did I kick, knee, headbutt, or scoop out any eyeballs in the situation. So don't call me a bad person. Wait but now I am a hypocrite because in the beginning I told you not to call me a bad person. Well just saying It ain't my fault. God, that felt good. I feel better now. I think that really helped a lot. You know what I love about blogs. I love that they are always there for ya, and there is always someone who'll read it. And you know what none of you guys know what fully happened fully before and aftermath, so none of you guys really care about this post at all. Lastly Friday facts. Did you know cat urine glows under a black light!? Pretty sickening if you ask me. Really looking forward to going to Nathan's it will be a huge stress reliever. You'll probably getting bored so I will go. Bye :)

PS: I took away my tunage. I didn't really like it. So bye songs

Thursday

2009-08-13T19:38:00.002-07:00

Thursday has always been my personal favorite day. Never really knew why. I am tired though right now so I am going to dedicate this whole post to Thursday. I am going to now write a poem about Thursday. PREVIEW IT ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST! Who knows why they are my favorite. I think it is just cool you know. OK Mondays suck, Tuesdays blek, Wendsdays I always get homework on this day. THURSDAYS not to close and not to far from the weekend. Friday so anxious to get home that you explode half way through the day so don't like it. Saturdays are fun until noon when you are mad that the day is almost over and it is almost Sunday. Lastly Sunday is o;iwho;eihjwopegj because you are all mad school is happening all over again! So I think I have made my point. In other words been kinda tired and droopy. I don't know why. Looking forward to spend the night at Nathans and play Assassin's creed until 5 in the morning. I want an Xbox 360 too!!!!! Oh well I guess I will wait until (air quotes) Santa (another air quote) buys I mean (air quotes) makes me a Xbox 360! (last air quote for tonight) OK since I am probably boring you to death bye

PS: How do you like the quote?

PSS: What is your favorite day and why

PSSS: My poem is underneath this

PSSSS: Do you happen to keep purple and orange infants in your garage?

PSSSSS: Bye

PSSSSSS: (air quotes)

PSSSSSSS: I lied I did air quotes!

PSSSSSSSS: I lied and I feel like a bad boy!

PSSSSSSSSS: OK GOOD BYE!

"Thursday" By Joshua Pulsifer

Thursday, Thursday, what a wonderful treat.
Although every other day is bleak
This one is special and cool
Mondays are a drool.

Karate Sleepover!

2009-08-09T21:53:00.002-07:00

Holy fish's tooth pate that was fun! OK karate sleepover. Instead of doing one really long post I am going to do a timeline, so fjsdhgoshgoiujhg WE ARE NOW BACK TO ONE DAY AGO!

7:00: I get there and Everyone is screaming at the top of their lungs.

7:30: We learn all things we are going to do

7:45 or 8ish: Randall gets hurt and his toe is gushing out blood but after the sleepover they went to urgent care and found out it was broken

8:00-8:30: Eat pizza, and dance to I gotta feeling

9:00: I am pretty sure nothing that exciting happened but we played Sharks and Minnows

9:30: We start heading to the arcade

10:30 start coming back and get ready for broomball

11:00: Start playing broomball

12:00: It ended and by this point everyone is out of the building except for us, PLUS we started playing dead man

12:15: People start freaking out because we thought that the alarm went off.

12:30: Still playing and someone thinks that they saw a ghost Then Master talked to us about how there is nothing haunted in there lol

1:00: Start heading back for popcorn and movie that is transformers.

1:30: Me Haily and Chelsea are talking.

2:00: I head into Lincoln and Casey(People at karate's) tent

2:30: Now that is everyones hangout spot and we are talking about 12 year old pregnant kids! You wouldn't get it because it was an inside joke.

3:00: We move to another tent and for some odd reason Chelsea, Haily, Zach, Maddy, and Carly are playing Truth or Dare for some really odd reason.

3:45: They move Casey's tent and The other guys tent together and they make one big tent.

4:00: Carly comes out of the tent and hangs with Haily Chelsea and I and the Fantastic 4 was born.

4:30: Almost everyone is asleep and me and Chelsea are just talking

4:45: She falls asleep

5:00 or about 5:30: Jake wakes up crying and sweaty (Jake is around 5 and I am pretty sure he was had a bad dream about the ghost)

5:31: I am asleep

7:30: Master McGowan wakes us up with the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater song

8:00: I am gone getting Dunkin Doughnuts

That is what happened and when I got home I got 7 hours worth of napping. That is it.

Boring postish thing mcbobber but read it anyways

2009-08-08T07:24:00.002-07:00

Sorry it's been a while. Just entering 6th grade lots of homework. I really actually I think for the first time ever have anything to write about. So I will just talk about boring stuff. I have been thinking back to about pre school- 5th grade. I remember once wanting to do be a Veterinarian, NASA Scientist, Karate Instructor, Lawyer, and a Doctor. But none of those things are interesting any more. Veterinarian: I can't even stand the two dogs in my house, and I would never be able to put down a dying dog. NASA Scientist: Boring!!! Karate Instructor: You know, I just wouldn't be able to handle it. I am good with kids and all that but couldn't handle it. Lawyer: I stink at anything that has to do with solving a case. Plus I am really bad under pressure. Doctor: Not to smart with all that stuff. But, I have chosen what I want to be. I want to be a writer. Whether it being for the newspaper, books, or anything else, I want to be. Mrs N says I was and am the best writer i the class. So I already have the talent. Plus I looooove it. I could write about things for days. I was going to quit the blog a lot because a 6th grade guy writing about his life is absolutely 0 on the cool charting. But I have a feeling that I need to keep it. Who knows. I want it to go for as long as possible. whether that being a day, weeks, months, or years to come. I just have this feeling that when I grow up I will look back and say wow. That is what I hope I say at least. Maybe somewhere in futuristic land they say wowhoziblok or something. So I will try to make up for this really long boring post some other time. So good bye.

First Day Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-27T17:40:00.003-07:00

Well first day back, and I still got it! Yeah still the class clown and on the first day! When I walked in only one fifth grader knew me. Now everyone knows Josh! And it turns out I have more than 5 sixth graders. I also have Boyona in my class who left in fifth but came back now I guess. Who knows. Basically Mrs. Neubauer has to deal with Josh again! Poor her. Any adults out there have a really memorable first day?

Brown Belt, Sixth Grade with Mrs. Neubauer, and a sister with broken bones..... in one day

2009-07-24T19:17:00.002-07:00

I guess I'll tell you them in order.

1. I got my brown belt today. Big accomplishment to me. Pretty happy. Kind of difficult but OK.

2. Mrs. N is doing a 5th/6th combo. Only five 6th graders were chosen. All out of Mrs. N's class last year. But, it is me, Nathan, Morgan, Hudson, and Jessie. Pretty cool. It'll be fun.

3. Sister broke her arm in 3 different places. Sucks for her because she's right handed and she broke the right. ha :/

in other news saw HP6 Amazing
enjoying ever minute of Americas got talent AKA: AGT

That is it I guess. Bye

Happenings

2009-07-21T16:16:00.002-07:00

Was Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's yo home man Josh. I'll make it quick and simple I am tired of 5 weeks of Summer Camp. It is hard. Saw Harry Potter 6 AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also saw Push also AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really that is avbout it. I mean I don't really want to blog right now because I am tired so Blog tonight again later tonight bye

Missing out on both.......

2009-07-14T20:54:00.001-07:00

Not at Jacks Manniquiens/ The Fray concert. Nor at Harkins waiting to the midnight premire of HP6. Life sucks......

Time gone by

2009-07-10T19:12:00.003-07:00

Wow can you believe I started this blog when I was 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been about 2 years since. Crazy times. What were the highlights of my blog. I must say that my favorite post or should I say Posts was the series of posts when I was Sick. Least favorite post and or posts was when I didn't blog for a long time. Now that I look back That period of my life kinda sucked. I'm not saying because I didn't blog but just because well it sucked. I don't know. Well in other news I'm counting the days till black belt. Crazy. Umm got my new belt today. Then went to Si Seniors or however you spell it. Parents came home yesterday. Got a knife. I love the music vid for Dirty Little Secrets. I'm really liking All American Rejects lately. Also Loving the song 20 dollar nose bleed. I want milk right now but I don't want to get it. OHHHHHHH Friday Fact Time! Did you know right-handed people live on average nine years longer than left-handed people. There ya go. I also loved Friday Facts. It was original. Catchy. Reading City of Ember. Great book. Don't particularly have anything to talk about left so peace!

PS: Potato, Shhhhhhhh. Sorry inside joke

Movie Ratings

2009-07-08T21:04:00.006-07:00

My movie reviews are here.

Transformers 2: Three out of four stars.

Pretty good movie. REALLY PREDICTIABLE. Not as good as the first but good. Favorite part is when the fight scene with Optimus Prime in the forest I guess. Least favorite looking at Megan Fox's THUMBS. Dude I never thought a finger could be that ugly!

Year One: One out of Four stars

Stupid movie. It was Meet the Spartans all over again. Wouldn't suggest it. Though I must say it has really funny parts. And when it's funny in this movie it's pretty funny. Favorite part probably when the guy kills his brother with a rock. Least favorite part. Basically every part except for about 30 minutes of footage.

Night at the Museum 2: One out of four stars.

What to say about this movie. Ummmm. It was a stupid silly thing. I mean it was an OKish movie. I mean funny but I'm 11 not very entertaining. Favorite part when the main character dude takes down the Smithsonian guy. Least favorite part when I figured out all the old people were barely in the movie. I wouldn't suggest it to anyone else but little kids.

Up: Two out of four stars:

Look I'm not in to this movie. I didn't want to see it my mom made me with sisters. But it turned out to be an OK movie. No dought the best Pixar movie. Wouldn't see it again. Umm still favorite part was when They met the giant bird. Least Favorite part was when Ellie died. Not going to lie here it was sad.

Now movies I want to see:

Bruno: It looks hilarious! Can't wait for it on Friday!

Harry Potter Half-Blood Prince:Anyone who knows me knows that I am a Harry Potter FREAK. So NEED to see this.

M Night Shamalan's: The Last Airbender. Used to be in LOVE with the series. But now they are making it an actual movie. Saw the trailer on YouTube.

Zombieland! Saw the trailer at Transformers! Looks SUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part one and two: Already explained why.

Since my sister will drag me to this the Alice in Wonderland thing.

That is it pretty much. So see ya!

Lucid Dreaming

2009-07-04T09:20:00.003-07:00

Well I guess I'm not stopping blogging. But, I am learning to lucid dream. I know what you are thinking what in the cow fish is lucid dreaming? Well it is a procedure that you can teach yourself to be conscious in a dream. For example if I was lucid dreaming I could tell myself to fly in a dream. But, unlike a normal dream you would know that you were in a dream and the experience is a lot more fun because you can do anything. Since I don't explain it the best go to this website and learn to do it yourself. Here it is http://www.ld4all.com/guide.html#frames(content=first_remember.shtml

So far I have had 2 lucid dreams. They are AMAZING! Since you know you are dreaming you can do anything!!!!!! And you can remember it. So seriously check it out!

Should I....

2009-06-29T19:13:00.001-07:00

Should I keep blogging. Who reads it anyway. You tell me.

KARATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-25T08:22:00.003-07:00

MAMAMIA!!!!! I have been doing karate camp for not even a week yet and I am tired! I do it for another 3 weeks 2 days. It is 7 hours a day Mon-Fri and for 4 weeks. It is super fun and I am glad I did it. In the mean time I am freaking out! By January or Feburary I will be testing for my Black Belt. Yes that's right BLACK BELT! It wil be the worst day of my life! 12 Hours of testing! 7am-7pm! This is how the test goes. First at around 7:00 AM you do 4 miles in 45 minutes. If you don't complete that you fail. Then you get an hour brake. Next 3 hours of Conditioning. 1 hour brake. Then three hours of sparring. 1V1, 1V2, 1V3, lastly one on one with your masters. 1 hour brake. Then lastly 3 hours of your actual karate. Then speeches that are well writen out on why you did karate and how it helped you in life. I am freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, let me tell you they aren't going to just let you sit around at this test! I am only a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah that's what i've been up to. bye

IT"S COMING!!!!!

2009-06-16T21:12:00.004-07:00

Part one 2010 part TWO 2011!

I AM BORRRRRRED!!!!

2009-06-13T21:18:00.001-07:00

It has been a boring day except me getting the high purple belt that I got. Right now 2 of Abby's friends are spending the night here and they are watching a scary movie. Call me chicken but I HATE scary movies! But what are you gonna do? So yes bye

Cheaper by the Potter

2009-06-04T19:40:00.004-07:00

Ok I have had quite the schedule. First Happy Birthday to Chelsaea whose birthday was not today but sometime in May. OK so call me addicted, but the Harry Potter series is now declared spectacular, amazing, and the actioned packetiest book series of eternity and beyond! I have finally got to the final book! I started maybe back in the beginning of the school year but I took about a 3 month break from it because I read Hoot and etc. So it is good. Aside from ye old Harry Potter series, we started the Summer production of Cheaper by the Dozen. And not the chewed up and spit out horrible version with Steve Martin. I mean the real deal from the 1920's that is once again amazing. It is a true story that is a book, play, movie, and sequel to movie on the Gilbreth's. Which is based on a true story, is about the Gilbreth house hold of twelve kids (in the play you only see ten because the other 2 are little babies) It is an amazing family production and encourage to come. It is June 20 at the Tempe Improv at a time I do not know. OK ummmmm nothing else to say so adioas.

Summers here......wupdido

2009-05-30T08:02:00.003-07:00

Summers here and I would think I would be more happy about it. I mean I am all down because it is out. And, you know I thought being in school was not all that fun, but now it's like ummmmm now what...... I guess I have my summer production. Well I am really bumming right now is that I have black belt conditioning today. BLEK! I got the Summer Blues........

Fun Day!

2009-05-17T09:21:00.005-07:00

Yesterday was pretty sweet. Yep hung out with the old man :) I read about 170 pages of numero 6 of the Harry Potter Series. So good. My favorites go in order 1. Prisoner of Azkaban 2. Order of the Phoenix 3. Goblet of Fire 4. Sorcerers stone 5. Chamber of secrets. But I think that will change once I officially finish the series. The funny thing is that I first started reading it in the begging of the 5th grade. So back to the story I read while my dad swam then we met up with Grandpa and Grandma and Lolo and Whyatt and Hunter and Savanna. Then my dad and I had lunch at this good Hawaiian place. It was good. Then I went on the Light Rail for the first time. It is soooooooo cool. And it is relaxing. But, what was really cool is when it went over the water.OK then we get to my uncles NRA thing and it was cool seeing all the giant things hunted down there. good times good times. Then the highlight. I got me a pocked knife engraved with Joshua Pulsifer on the frond and my nickname Juice on the back. Then after the NRA thing we came home. I was sooooo tired by then so I just collapsed on my bed. That was my day.

borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred.....................

2009-05-15T06:08:00.002-07:00

Yep I am bored. I think for the first time in my life I am depressed and bored. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY! That is where I get stuck because I don't know why I am. And, it's when I get home from School I am all tired when about a hour a go I was jumping off the walls. And to top it all off now I don't have my Harry Potter book to read! I finished the 5th:( So yep nothing here on the bottom of the world. I guess I should give you a Friday Fact!

Did you know that Bats always exit left of a cave? blah blaah blah boredom blah blah blahhhhh I think I will write a song on how bored I am in. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDD! It will be an opera and I will make so much money Bill Gates Would have to come see it and give me alllllll his money. The other day I made my record of talking for 20 minutes straight without talking, and on the same day I went my longest without talking for 2 hours. OK come see my opera Bye

P.S. My mom can't stop blogging who is with me!

Things I think about...

2009-05-06T13:32:00.002-07:00

I posted a thing like this back in 08 so might as well do it again......

I wonder what I am going to be when I grow up?.

What will music be like when I am 20?

I wonder what people see in me?

Do other people like my dads cooking?

What is bleach made of?

I wonder if I enjoy mac n cheese and ketchup.

Why do people have cheesy T-Shirts that say "I like ketchup on ketchup!"

What wiped out the dinosaurs?

Why is my lucky number 21?

I wonder if I will be 11 foot 5.

Why do the chewy kind of cookies taste better than the dry disgusting ones?

Why must Starbucks hog all the customers from other coffee shops?

Why do my dad and mom explode if they don't drink coffee anyway?

Will I like coffee?

Is coffee good?

Where does coffee come from?

Do most coffees have sugar or creamer or both?

Do you the reader enjoy coffee?

Why do I feel sick?

Is it because of coffee?

Yep those are the thoughts in my head except for a giant toy monkey with the clapper things banging them together

Long time no blog

2009-05-03T07:39:00.004-07:00

Do you know what don't blame me for not bloggin'. That is right because things keep going and going and going. So instead of making it hard for me and you for having to read a very long blog I will make a list.

LIST

1. new purple belt in ka-ra-te

2. Scared of Swine flu.

3. Love the combo of popcorn and Spanish movies.

4. I watched Twilight! Blek!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Ran the Pat Tillman Run

6. Started improv.

7. ended improv

8. Uncle Dedo came

9 Uncle Dedo left.

10. Played a few games.

11. Watched WSHOLOGY.

12. Went to FOB concert

13. Tried out for Summer production

14. Got in the Summer Production as.....

(WARNING DO NOT LAUGH OR I SWEAR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH MY TOENAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
a guy cheerleader who asks the oldest girl in cheaper by the dozen out for soda then totally embarrasses her at home and everywhere.

15. I am now super embarrassed lol

16. But I am glad I still actually got the part.

17. Got some money and spent it on an energy drink, Three Musketeer, and Chipolte Burrito.

18. I learned how to make a backwards question mark on this computer. observe. ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

19.found a pretty good song called baaaa we're sheep

20. Ummmmmm I had a slice of pizza yesterday.

21. Working hard on my project.

22.Alt(hold) 0191¿

23.potato

24. poototo

25.I found this cool group in Phoenix that does things like improv everywhere does and I am joining it.

26. 62

27. i got a scab

28. I stepped on metal and my pinky toe now has a huge cut in it

29. my molar is loose.

30. I am going to drink water and eat food very soon.

31. B

32. Y

33. E

April Fools DAY........

2009-03-31T07:07:00.002-07:00

For anyone who knows me you know I go all out on this holiday. Wait till tommorow to see... eh you figure it out.... My title is a clue.

Karate Buddies

2009-03-29T08:06:00.003-07:00

My Karate Buddies are Awesome!!!!!! They are wicked! Let me see here there is Chelsea........ and Randall........ and Peter......... and Julia........ and Noah........ and Laura......... and Nicholas......... and Shu....... and Von........ and Maddie......... and Carson......... and Lincoln......... and Ronney........ and Zack......... and Decklen and......... Conner and......... Joey and......... Yeah I can't think of any one else I think....... It is 8:15 so my mind is still scrambeled. On Wendsday you will see pictures of all these people ok! Bye

Change of blog, and Disneyland

2009-03-15T22:02:00.002-07:00

First thing is first changed my blog background to resemble the more modern Josh! lol. Well to start out with Disneyland was so fun! I mean completely AWESOME! I went on California Screamin' to! Guess what it is the best ride ever! I will start from the beginning. We went to all of the super awesome rides first! Example: All the mountains (space,thunder,splash), Indie Jones, And all the others. Then came California Adventures! All of the good ones! Soaring over California, Tower of Terror, Then all of the other rides which were ok. Then the best ride ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'!!!!!!!!! Best Ride EVA'! My friend Nathan Chickened out so me and Nathan's mom went! I was super scared. Worst part was I had to pee! Just kidding! It went 75 miles per hour and went upside down! It was awesome! And that about covers it. Odioas mi amigos.=)

Bye Bye Hair, and hello California!

2009-03-07T21:43:00.002-07:00

Well hello people of all universes including the Milky Way!!!!! Today I got a haircut! But, sadly I am to comfy in my chair to walk 25-50 steps get a camera Then take a picture, then plug in the chord, Then!!!! plug the chord into the camera wait for it to load the save it then press the little mountain picture icon next browse for the picture click on it let it load then have it magicly appear on a silver platter!!!!! AKA the monitor! But on the other hand one of my best friends Nathan Ferguson invited to go to Disneyland with them! But it is only me!!! I might miss my family but I do enjoy Disneyland. I am leaving tomorrow and will be gone for a week! So this is my last post till next week. OK well that about covers it! BYE!!!!

Friday Facts

2009-03-06T06:30:00.001-07:00

Oh my gosh just for old times sake.
Bananas aren’t fruit! They are a type of herb. There you have if you dont believe look it up!

Carnival,Karate,Baseball Game no biggee....

2009-02-28T22:04:00.002-07:00

Today wow!!!! Well this is going to be a short simple post. 1 Awesome carnival. Jupiter Jail :). Black belt training. Baseball game. It all results in....

235 push ups

1 breakfast burrito

ASU winning the Baseball game

4 Jupiter Jail arrests

what seems like a billion steps

2 laps of frog jumps

120 tuck jumps

3 hours of conditioning

7 water bottles (the whole day)

So yeah more later

bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):):):)

Things I have been into

2009-02-19T19:31:00.002-07:00

There are a couple things I have strangely been really into from TV to friends to the foods i eat. Number one I am finding that my TV in my room is SO much more useful than ever. I say this because my bed time has gone up and i can watch TV without falling asleep on a couch. So there is that. I also am absolutely CRAVING donuts and quessidillas. It 's like mt veins need donuts and quessidillas!!!!!!! Another thing that is something I am liking is school. I have finally realized I can enjoy school, and have fun. Last but most absolutely positively no way the last I really like Music. Maybe it's because I got the Fall Out Boy album and going to their concert. But I heart music. So yep bye bye

Ok that was funner

2009-02-17T06:49:00.002-07:00

You may have seen my blog post down there. But, I think it's safe to say that the day I posted it AKA my birthday was awesome-er! I woke up and read my horoscope in the newspaper which is always a family tradititon. Then at 11 o' clock My best friend Randall took me to AMAZING JAKES! I ate so much! And I rode on the rides even more. Ahhhhhhhhhh...... Good times. Ya so after all those shenanigans I came home to find that my dog had tipped over a trash can. Guess who picked it up. So after that finally we ate dinner and watched FRED on iCarly. It was awesome. I thought the end was hilarious. Last but not least my mom came home with something I have been dyeing for. Fall Out Boy's new album FOLIE a DEUX. And it is awsome. So ya radical day. cool day.

Hey I most Definatly are going to blog somemore

2009-02-16T07:12:00.003-07:00

Hey one Hey all! I am alive. By request by aunts and father I am starting to blog again. First thing is first Happy B-Dayto me. FEBRUARY 16!!!!! Don't forget it! Yesterday was really fun. First of all I babysat. So if that is boring enough I decided to throw a beach party in my mom and dads bathroom! So we all got on our swimming suit and got snacks and what not and BAM!!!! You got yourself a pipping hot beach party. So once my dad then got home (luckily the mess was picked up) We went to the mall to go to Dave's BBQ and to get my mom a late valentines present because she is at a basketball tournament with abby and was gone on Valentines day. We also got cookies and the 2 books I have been wanting. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3, and the last of this series I read called the Bone Series. Lastly at the end of the day we went to my Aunt Anne's house for cake. By request by my Aunt Sarah, Aunt Sarah made the cake. Woo hoo lets give it up for Aunt Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I went home and watched TV and read my extra fabulous book. Yep so comment Ya OK I am going now. OK. Bye. I will miss you. OK now Bye. Bye again will miss you .Bye

Winter Wonders........

2008-12-28T21:38:00.003-07:00

Hello people of all Potato farms and beyond. Today was wickedly AWESOME! First of All for Christmas I got a dog PSP and a computer :0:0:0:) The dog was from someone who ding ding ditched us and left us a dog. BUT ON OTHER WORDS I AM A SLAP HAPPY GRAND PAPPY! Randall and his family invited my family to play wii and have dinner. Let me tell you something. Randall's Mama make the best dang Ziti EVA'! After dinner we played Wii Fit and what not. Randall is spending the night Why i am blogging! Yay!!!!!!! Odioas

Phooson '08

2008-12-07T20:05:00.002-07:00

I went to a concert called phooson. It was fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got there at 4:00 in the day and got home at 2:20 at night. It was awesome!!!!!. When we got there we first bought a t shirt. Then bought some snacks. Then sat down and enjoyed. There was Riannah Fall Oyt Boy Katie Perry. IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye!

Gobble Gobble + more bloggin'

2008-11-30T21:02:00.005-07:00

Hi people of USA, and allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll who inhabits!!!!!! Sorry I have not blogged in a while. yeah...... I am going to ask my mom when ever she blogs I am going to blog the same time as her so that way I can blog more! Well for starters My Mohawk is bye bye. 2nd I had a awesome Thanksgiving. At 8:49 I woke up, and at 9:00 I watched The Macy's Day Parade OR now the McDonald's Day Parade. That's right McDonald's bought the parade! (what is wrong with this country!) well, at Thanksgiving we had turkey, and potatoes, and my personal favorite roll. So after we hauled all that junk in our trunk it started raining! All the kids started running outside in the boatloads! After we dried off we played guitar hero. Really does it get better than that. Eh? Worth a shot come on give a guess huh. Well it does! Last but not least we chilled out why eating cake, ice cream, pie, and candy. That was my Thanksgiving.

Just call me Chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-02T20:02:00.004-07:00

I got the part of Charlie Brown in It's a Charlie Brown Christmas!!!!!

It all started when I auditioned on Saturday. I was so nervous. But, today I got the part and I am CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!!!!!! My play is also at Tempe Town Lake theatre i think. So YAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish.....

2008-10-24T21:30:00.002-07:00

I wish.......

1. World Peace
2.Happiness for all
3. School closed on Fri.
4. No war
5. A brother
6. Ability to have money
7. Help the ones in need
8. Live free
9. bigger house
10. A new car
11.nice things for fam
12. Spend more time with my cousins Hunter and Whyat
13. Give more money to sisters
14. Money for me$$$$$ cha ching
15. It's called Free Speech.... I am a kid but we kids should get a say
16. Get George Bush in jail before he brings Warholics to a new level
17. A awesome super power
18. Live a life of adventure and fun
19. Hang out with friends at all times.
20. Being able to drive
21.Get Abby her new socks she wants
22. Get a good part in It's a Charlie Brown Christmas
23. Less responsibility
24. Pizza =)
25. My very own laptop
26. Better room

What do you wish for

Stranded Island test

2008-10-18T07:02:00.003-07:00

Ok this is like a tag but this time lets say you were on a stranded island for a whole year what are 5 things you would bring. just so you know it cant be food and water because you live right by a water spring with fruits and fish.

1 books 1-7 of Harry Potter
2 televison
3 electricity
4 tools to build a house why i am there
5 a butler

(I never say I can't live my time in luxory)
Who ever reads this is now stranded! instead of tagged It's Stranded

Tagged

2008-10-06T10:33:00.003-07:00

I am going to pretend that I got tagged by my aunt lolo and tag myself here are 6 things about me.

1. I am loving karate and I am loving Sparring(a sport that involves kicking and punching for points)

2. I go by a saying "Nobody is perfect, so try to live life will ya."

3.sometimes hanging out with my sisters is more fun than playing with some of my own friends.

4. My karate teacher Master McGowen and Mr. Leon say I would forget my head if I had to screw it on every morning.

5. My family can get very well....how do I put this gently....ummmm.... different than others.

6. I love Lolo's chicken and waffle's food.

Now I tag anyone who read this post

Hello people of planet earth I am not dead

2008-10-01T10:30:00.006-07:00

Well I guess I haven't really blogged in a while heh heh. But this is what has happened so far. Well to start off it is October break and I am enjoying every second of it! Yesterday I went to my favorite place to eat Florendinos. It is this great pizza shop by my school. I also went to my sister Lilly's school a lot. I am loving karate. I am doing it at least a couple times a week. ummm...... I got Guitar hero 3 which is awesome. I can play medium and easy and some songs on hard. I am also loving what I am reading. It is the Harry Potter series. I am on Book 4 The Goblet of Fire. I love twix. They rock. What else.... I went to my Dad's side of the family's new house. It is a really cool house! I don't know why i put a guy in a peanut suit in there, so don't ask. Well that about covers it all bye.

Josh's World

wow. ummm hi

Ya I don't post much

Percy Jakson and the Olympians

Does this scare you as much as it does to me?

Vomting

Sorry I haven't been posting.

Our Burglar Story

Spring break

Happy Pi Day!

My Daily Routine

Some pretty boring stuff no one cares about

I need another hobby besides blogging

I got my black belt

2 words

Little reminder for post below

Wow

Friday Facts

Birthday and Renaissance Festival

So very sad

Friday Facts

Today history was made....

4 miles and snuggehly buggehly puggehly

Friday Facts!!!

I don't enjoy having to think of a title

I wish.....

Friday Fact

My favorite Nick Jr. shows

My life the train wreck

Long Days

Friday Fact

I can't stay away

Last post

Christmas is here (almost)

6th Grade musical/play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who ever knows teenage girls and either saw or read Twilight will know this. If not just skip this post.

Movie Reviews

Halloween,moving,and books????

I am alive

Christmas and what not

Just watch it!

Family Guy,High Brown Belts,and SCHOOL!!!!! SAY WHAAAAAAAT!

To tired to blog.....*Do you know that little gasp thing they do in the movies and they have that gasp about 1 second before they die. I just did it*

Things I think about..... OR Recent thoughts!

MOON EXPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last Post until California urrr I mean Arizona

I am over it

AND THE PART I GOT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last Post until California

Good Greif Here we go again

OCTOBER 10, 2009 IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

*Sigh* Here we go again

Sleepovers, Birthdays, 9/11, and being sick all in half of 8 days

I feel lame

40 happenings of my life

Nothing to post about......

100th post spectacular!

I'm a book writer!

No wait free hugs are wierd!

Free Hugs

My Monday

Movie Ratings 2!!!

Blooging wierdo/5th grade passer outer/Friday Facts

Thursday

Karate Sleepover!

Boring postish thing mcbobber but read it anyways

First Day Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brown Belt, Sixth Grade with Mrs. Neubauer, and a sister with broken bones..... in one day

Happenings

Missing out on both.......

Time gone by

Movie Ratings

Lucid Dreaming

Should I....

KARATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT"S COMING!!!!!

I AM BORRRRRRED!!!!

Cheaper by the Potter

Summers here......wupdido

Fun Day!

To tired to blog.....Do you know that little gasp thing they do in the movies and they have that gasp about 1 second before they die. I just did it

Sigh Here we go again